Is there even a truth there?

1. I have hobbo stab insurance.


2. Once a guy told me that he could guess which statement of six, was the truth and now he's dead.
             
To me.


3. Ill admit it, on occasions if I'm bored enough, I'll read the back of a shampoo bottles.


4. I once helped a lady with the groceries and she kicked me in the nuts cause she though I said something other than "Anytime, night". Those nuts were $1.29 :/ waste...


5.I had this proffesor once and she was completely weird, she made strange noises in the middle of her class and she does not have a chili pepper on RATEMYPROFFESOR.COM. Furthermore, for a writing instructor her penmanship was horrible and her last name was not Croker.